By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 18:09 - Canada

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Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
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iFizzgig 11

I see you fapping to cartoon **** in the future!

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perdix 29

You may be past the point of ever getting laid. . . for free. You'd be surprised what enough cash could do. I'd bet that for a big enough stack of loonies, you can find a blue-haired ***** who will scream and moan like Marge Simpson for the 30 seconds you last inside her. Just show her the D'oh!

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FUCKNAMESBREH 0

Cartoon stuff is cool, and i still hit it. Don't give up hope.

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whatwhyhoo 10

It's natural depending on the age of the OP.

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GingerNinja 18

I would gesture the guess that you're also turned on by smurfette. Just seems to be a blue pattern going on there, which I'll bet matches your balls.

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mrmerino 0

My turn: the only reason I actually went to see that movie in the first place was that Jewel was really hot. Not Linda, although I discovered she rocked too, but the friggin' parrot.

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dansco 24

Hope you don't watch this kind of tv when kids are around, might be a bit troubling for you lol. Get a hooker or someone really drunk!

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el_cursi 0

If you have given up on sex. Remember than that the Internet is filled with ****. Even some that includes your favorite *cough* umm yellow blue haired characters. Not just mere cartoons.

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