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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By Cracky - 27/11/2012 14:32 - United States - Baltimore

Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML

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By higgles15 - 05/06/2012 19:42 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML

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Waxing pubical

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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Flooftastic

By Anonymous - 26/05/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML

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Chewbacca goes surfing

By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 18:00

Today, my wax appointment cancelled on me, we’re supposed to be going to Hawaii in the morning and now I can’t wear a bikini because my stomach and back are hairier than my husband's. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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By N O - 27/05/2014 18:47 - Canada - Granton

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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SumBur 11

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:47

Why does your best friend have to help you? That relationship will never be the same.

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:48

I guess wax on, wax off isn't gonna work here is it?

Comments

olpally 32

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:48

Son of a... That's gonna leave a mark! :/

AngrySailor 17

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:14

It'll buff out, If you use the right tool.

annie_nk 22

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:34

You get a thumbs up for the Chris Farley reference.

olpally 32

Tuesday 16 July 2013 4:09

Too bad nobody likes the reference^^ that's a shame :(

GrayGoblin 6

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:49

I swear if I see one more "sticky situation" comment..

doodlebug33 20

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:33

"sticky situation" tee-hee :)

bandeek 30

Tuesday 16 July 2013 5:34

Technically, you are a sticky situation comment

jw90 18

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:49

Well bet that burns.

azzy94 7

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:49

Ouch.. Hope you feel better soon OP

teamlightskin 14

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:38

If there is any wax still remaining, use oil. Vitamin E oil works best, but baby oil works well too.

teamlightskin 14

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:39

Sorry, didnt see 22's comment

Samantha44444 8

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:49

At least you have a bestfriend who would do that for you.

Phooey 22

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:50

Bestfriends are awesome!

twinkiefeets 17

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:52

Why is your best friend helping you instead of your husband?

Aggressive 11

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:57

I don't think he needs to cause any more damage..

brewmasterg 34

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:53

If you're going to be pouring hot water on your crotch why not just take a hot bath and let it soak?

SterreError 11

Tuesday 16 July 2013 11:07

Not everyone has a bathtub.

meherm 11

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:54

This is why you get it done at the salon...

frankieface83 1

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:56

You know, I wonder if that old candle in the freezer trick would work. Put a candle holder with left over wax in the freezer, and after awhile you can just pop the wax right out, no mess. Ice pack on the crotch and just flake it off after a few minutes? Getting it hot and melty and spreading everywhere just seems like a bad idea to me...