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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By Cracky - 27/11/2012 14:32 - United States - Baltimore

Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML

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By higgles15 - 05/06/2012 19:42 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML

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Waxing pubical

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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Flooftastic

By Anonymous - 26/05/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 18:00

Today, my wax appointment cancelled on me, we’re supposed to be going to Hawaii in the morning and now I can’t wear a bikini because my stomach and back are hairier than my husband's. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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By N O - 27/05/2014 18:47 - Canada - Granton

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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SumBur 11

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:47

Why does your best friend have to help you? That relationship will never be the same.

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:48

I guess wax on, wax off isn't gonna work here is it?

Comments

Eivana 37

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:47

I don't know what's worse. The accident, or my best friend looking down there.

ultra_notorious 26

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:58

prob has a nice snatch and wants more to see it!

T1A2Z3 34

Friday 1 June 2018 0:16

Why the hell didnt her husband help her?

MzNViziBLe 8

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:01

Use oil to remove the wax. Rub it in really good and than wash away with soap. Repeat until all the wax is gone

MzNViziBLe 8

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:04

I use grapeseed oil by the way but ANY oil is okay (you don't need wax remover)

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:08

My guess is her legs will be "stuck" together for a long time for her husband.

rememberkids 14

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:10

the husband probably won't be getting any for a while

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:17

You should be making your husband help too. Hes got a lot of kissing up to do

Jemm_fml 29

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:40

Next time, use talcum powder to dust the area before applying the wax. That way it won't stick to the skin but to the hair only. :D

askingandy 23

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:43

I'm sure you guys must be pretty close for her to agree to that, but rather than involve your friend, why couldn't you just get into the shower and use the shower head? I'm sure the pressure from that would help. Assuming you have one with multiple settings, which most people have now. Or make him sit there and help while your friend goes out for wax remover or some oil.