Work: Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came...

By lyssuhhhh - 26/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2014 15:40 - United States

Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML

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I just work here

By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By korbo7 - 17/05/2016 03:26 - United States - Grand Island

Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By PickleJuice - 23/07/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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Monday 27 September 2010 9:11

Free money.

MissGrinch 4

Monday 27 September 2010 9:11

"I'm lovin' it."

Comments

Asstazztic 8

Monday 27 September 2010 9:20

And I bet your ****** smells

theian01 3

Monday 27 September 2010 16:13

I bet her nose smells :-D *dies*

cea99 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:51

her ****** smells like you

FYLDeep 25

Monday 27 September 2010 9:23

Sounds like she is of the standard intelligence level for people who eat at McDonald's.

DroogyWoogy 1

Monday 27 September 2010 12:11

The person who went to the drive through of a McDonald's way after closing time while trying to attract attention for service (and getting none) reminds me of the very same.

Peacemaker9 7

Monday 27 September 2010 9:24

Red Robin....oh wait wrong fast food place. lol yea right

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Monday 27 September 2010 9:30

I have a feeling somebody is going to say "Yuuuummmm".

yourlifesucksnow 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 5:20

fail.

iSexxxy 0

Monday 27 September 2010 9:24

Refuse service.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 27 September 2010 12:27

for reason of too much stupidity to handle?

cbr600_fml 0

Monday 27 September 2010 9:24

haha what a stupid

ILoveMyXbox 0

Monday 27 September 2010 9:29

That is a ******* awesome tattoo.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 27 September 2010 9:32

Hell no.

lajaynay 15

Monday 27 September 2010 13:02

A stupid what? I would like to know.

glider23 0

Monday 27 September 2010 18:24

By awesome, you really mean ugly.

xoCOURTNIEox 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 8:15

you're quite annoying !

xoCOURTNIEox 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 8:17

that was ment for lajaynay btw

valtraxman69 0

Monday 27 September 2010 9:25

Guess you could say you picked that shit up. OH YEAH!

chillinAK 9

Monday 27 September 2010 9:25

Hahaha, I've done that too. never threw money at them, but sure lmao at myself. Then again I crack jokes so I tend to make embarrassing situations better. She'll get over it op, then realize she is a dunce.