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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML

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By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML

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soozjw 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:04

Could have been worse, you could be the one that has to clear it up lol

intensitive 11

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:02

On the escalator of all places..

Comments

Kockdiesel 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:40

what a shitty job!

hhhiii 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:50

atleast you didn't have to clean it!

Ryousake 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:01

fag

Sekococo 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:10

hey OP i think your meeting another OP who supposely took medication that "may cause..." :D you guys will be great friends

aaronm120 1

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:13

saftey never takes a holiday

Fusion_King1 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:33

As if being a mall cop wasn't bad enough.

ihatedads 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:43

atleast you didn't clean it up..?

taylord20 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:44

why are you a mall cop?

The1gamer 14

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:49

LOL

Icarus_II 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:50

At least you didn't have to clean it OP. I guess shitters run and runners shit. At the same time too.

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