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By Andrew - 30/10/2012 06:08 - United States - Monroe

Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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PowerRussia 2

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:05

YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.

OhAidan 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:03

Challenge complete.

Comments

Nighthunter 11

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:05

Get a taser and let her try!

thenamestaco171 2

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:06

I see what you did there :D

trellz17 19

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:09

Never call a female a "bitch'' and expect to get away with it.

berichsoon 11

Tuesday 30 October 2012 21:18

I do and get away with it, BUT on the right time. Me an my gf would be laughing about something she did and I go " bitch you crazy" and she goes " I know right"

trellz17 19

Tuesday 30 October 2012 22:04

Be quiet.

msjoyfull84 0

Wednesday 31 October 2012 0:02

I'm proud to be a bitch, my mum raised me to be so. All my bar guests love that I'm a bitch, they actually graduated me to full blown ****. But......... I have issues.

mrsmo2 5

Thursday 1 November 2012 8:44

I agree, but mostly I think it's that he called her a CRAZY bitch. Never call a woman crazy. If you think that, it's usually just all in your head anyways. (Although there are some crazy bitches out there. It's that term is used too loosely by men trying to justify doing wrong.)

gracehi 31

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:12

Sounds like you were right, OP. Don't look her in the eye!

MsConfusedd 27

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:15

Ydi for calling your girlfriend a bitch, come on dude

minzzy 8

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:15

they just better have some sandwiches on them...

AdamsHadEm 5

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:16

haha! your in trouble homie!

DontThumbMeDown 8

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:33

You're*

pmadNess 16

Tuesday 30 October 2012 19:43

I agree. He is...

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:27

Hey You're crazy bitch But you **** so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on ***We all know why you keep her around, Buck Cherry!;)