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By Andrew - 30/10/2012 06:08 - United States - Monroe

Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

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Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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PowerRussia 2

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:05

YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.

OhAidan 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:03

Challenge complete.

Comments

iamzikang 17

Tuesday 30 October 2012 17:25

You startled the witch !

lonelyharts86 8

Tuesday 30 October 2012 17:34

That's funny. Good luck to you!

mismis_fml 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 18:07

Right up my ally

Sai_Run614 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 18:12

Yea, I would think about peacing on her. Cut off ties. Hope for the best. Plan for the "crazy bitch". Possible "kit" for such planing; zombie apocalypse.

BigDogMatt 13

Tuesday 30 October 2012 18:21

I think I know a few to add to the list. Lol

kimg0885 23

Tuesday 30 October 2012 18:23

Ok op so here's where you went wrong: first off never call a chick crazy. Never call them a bitch either. Now use them in a sentence together... Your ******!

missbrad 4

Tuesday 30 October 2012 18:39

That's some pretty good advice. You should become a marriage counsellor.

ksuth 25

Tuesday 30 October 2012 18:40

If I was dating someone and he called me a crazy bitch they wouldn't be my boyfriend anymore, if they truly thought that. So you should be lucky. But also scared.