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By Andrew - 30/10/2012 06:08 - United States - Monroe

Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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PowerRussia 2

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:05

YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.

OhAidan 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:03

Challenge complete.

Comments

DivineSunshine 1

Wednesday 31 October 2012 10:43

You should be afraid to sleep. She is quick on her feet. lol Good luck, you will need all the luck you can get.

lexiepullen 7

Wednesday 31 October 2012 18:16

If you feel that way, why is she your girlfriend?

daxxbuttons 12

Wednesday 31 October 2012 23:43

So.... This is suggesting that OP's girlfriend would have to go and find him a crazier bitch to exceed this challenge, if she's already the craziest bitch he knows. So she sucks at memes and life.

BananerzFresh 12

Thursday 1 November 2012 4:45

You should sleep with one eye open.

izawesome96 8

Thursday 1 November 2012 7:06

The only "b" word you should calla woman is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful.

YoursTru1yXo 0

Thursday 1 November 2012 7:14

Are you dating meg griffin?

Cosmic_Horror 1

Thursday 1 November 2012 10:05

You shouldn't date anyone who uses third-rate memes like that.

coltsboy17 0

Thursday 1 November 2012 22:48

My EX girlfriend was the sane way! Good luck

mysticshroom 2

Friday 2 November 2012 12:11

so..the problem is you are dating a ******* moron? she accepted the challenge of ALREADY being the craziest bitch you ever met. the only way that response would make any sense is if you said "you are NOT the craziest bitch ever". otherwise it wasn't a challenge at all, and you are obviously a retard as well for not noticing this mid-arguement.