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By Andrew - 30/10/2012 06:08 - United States - Monroe

Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 16:00

Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By oh my fucking god - 10/07/2014 13:34 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2016 14:05

Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML

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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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You deserved it 8 843

By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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You deserved it 8 575

PowerRussia 2

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:05

YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.

OhAidan 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:03

Challenge complete.

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chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 30 October 2012 22:47

Two comments: You should be and You started it!

Jinxx7 0

Tuesday 30 October 2012 23:29

Lol! She's so cool. You're a jerk for calling her that!

kcmeeks13 2

Tuesday 30 October 2012 23:59

You should be. Deserved that one.

Angel272000 4

Wednesday 31 October 2012 0:16

U should be terrified, if u didn't say that she would have not said that

HSOMGF 5

Wednesday 31 October 2012 0:24

You totally deserved that.

angeluv_2014 22

Wednesday 31 October 2012 0:41

Lol funny shit!! She's a keeper! ;D

Drock44 2

Wednesday 31 October 2012 1:04

You should be. (Terrified)

hedgehogjawn42 6

Wednesday 31 October 2012 1:15

You don't just call a girl a crazy bitch and get away with it. YDI, for calling your girlfriend that.

Pensu 12

Wednesday 31 October 2012 1:26

Hah, wow you deserved that one. I hope she's creative.

hennessy89 34

Wednesday 31 October 2012 1:35

haha. Obviously you're girlfriend is crazy awesome if she's following Barney's game plans

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