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By Andrew - 30/10/2012 06:08 - United States - Monroe

Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By oh my fucking god - 10/07/2014 13:34 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2016 14:05

Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML

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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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PowerRussia 2

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:05

YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.

OhAidan 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:03

Challenge complete.

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nicholasj96 9

Wednesday 26 February 2014 11:03

But then again, what challenge is there when you admit she is the craziest one ?

zoecw 14

Monday 14 April 2014 11:25

Never EVER call your girlfriend a crazy bitch, unless you want to find out what crazy really is.

my_bad_life 4

Wednesday 11 June 2014 0:44

You realize she said that to win the argument right?

GunSlinger69 19

Sunday 4 January 2015 0:55

That`s what you get for being a man! No sympathy from sexist FML posters!

BananEnigma 24

Monday 9 November 2015 14:02

Ahahahahahaaaa you SO had that coming, my friend.

Xavier K. Valdez 8

Sunday 17 February 2019 2:39

Dude, keep her.

Shawnie Gallant 24

Thursday 30 May 2019 5:20

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Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML

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