Intimacy: Too late

Too late

By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 23:46 - United States - Paramus

Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By singleagain - 24/08/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 13:59

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML

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By Sue Ellen - 21/04/2014 15:43 - United States - Providence

Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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ApollosMyth 22

Monday 28 October 2013 3:09

Wow, that is very shallow of him.

flashback.miss 28

Monday 28 October 2013 3:10

sounds like you married a boy, not a man. but, on the other hand it could be nerves, talk to him. hopefully he was joking...

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imbedderdenu 23

Monday 28 October 2013 7:48

wtf??

Greenmarsh 31

Monday 28 October 2013 7:50

Tell him that he "couldn't handle all of this anyways" while waving your hands around your body, also that's the risk you take when you wait until marriage.

Kukua 5

Monday 28 October 2013 7:59

Am I the only one who's first thought was that maybe op's husband is gay and was trying to deny it to himself? Then he saw OP in all her splendor and realized he can't go through with it? ...it's entirely possible I'm reading too much into this...

denisgra000 2

Monday 28 October 2013 8:06

The guy just sounds freaked out, probably needs a slap in the face and a stiff drink...

Flashman9000 9

Monday 28 October 2013 8:32

Exactly why you should never get married to someone you haven't had sex with.

allplayedout 20

Monday 28 October 2013 8:57

I literally don't understand how to take this other than 1. OP's chest is the Ark of the Covenant or 2. OP's husband is obviously gay.

mazor 22

Monday 28 October 2013 9:09

YDI for waiting till marriage

threelildots 5

Monday 28 October 2013 9:09

Look, people, waiting so long for sex is a big deal! There's little chance the man is gay and more that the scope of what he was about to discover was just too overwhelming all of a sudden. When you wait for something for so long you have a lot of expectations and some people panic at the thought of not living up to them! Poor guy, give him a few days to breathe and take it slow, there are other things you can do that'll put less pressure on the sensitive soul ;)

DotDootyDot 17

Monday 28 October 2013 9:13

This makes me so glad to already have sexual experience! I would hate to be engaged to someone, building up expectations of how amazingly romantic and emotionally fulfilling sex will be, and then discover that me and him are completely incompatible on that arena. Sure, sex is only a bonus to a relationship, but I still feel like there has got to be the right amount of sexual chemistry and experience so you can enjoy yourselves together...