Toys R Us

By microlovin - 28/07/2013 07:45 - United States - Pasadena

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so she got an assortment of different sized cock rings. She laughed when the one we were trying to use kept falling off, and said to try a smaller one. It was the smallest in the set. FML
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Welshite 39

To be fair, if she is happy with you then there isn't any need to feel insecure.

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jlaginski 10

It's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean. Keep rockin the boat!

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JasonUMN 15

Tell her if she doesn't stop laughing those will be the only rings she will ever get.

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Omniprism 14

It's not how deep you fish it's how you wiggle your worm. Believe me I've been with all sorts and a good lover is in the attitude and action. So don't fret and have fun.

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gracehi 31

Silver lining: She got the L to XXXL size pack! :D

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Wowxoxo 17

She overestimated his size hahah, that would be a compliment!

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perdix 29

Go buy a box of Cheerios. Those should fit you and lower your girlfriend's cholesterol.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

brilliant 28!!

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Barriaultcory 16

"meet bob, look how happy bob is! And his wife look at that smile. And its all because bob is using enzyte the natural male enhancement"

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jw90 18

No need to feel insecure OP. she's with you. If she was unsatisfied she'd leave.

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WCARlover 34

Hopefully you make up for lack of size with skill :)

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loveashlley 6

You're very pretty.

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perdix 29

Here we go! I want a front-row seat for this one.

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DrownedMyFish 18

34, send a PM. You won't get buried that way.

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Wakachulak 22

Yeah, but... Also looks kind of stoned in that pic.

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Trisha_aus 15

Well I think Perdix is pretty. *prepares for the burial*

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perdix 29

#53, aw, you made my day:). #46 was about to ruin it by tipping off those girls about the PM system.

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SammyS2012 21

Just saying, not everyone can PM. My app doesnt allow messaging

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TheDrifter 23

Then update your app. The newer versions have had messaging for a while now.

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Wowxoxo 17

She said it was a "small" matter...

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mld4657 28

Maybe you should get a strap on..... Keep cal and strap it on

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arsenicalhumor 30

I agree, grab that caliber and strap it to your side!

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xXNerrrdXx 16

since she is still into doing these stuff with you, it means she is happy with you so no need to worry ;)

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