Toys R Us

By microlovin - 28/07/2013 07:45 - United States - Pasadena

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so she got an assortment of different sized cock rings. She laughed when the one we were trying to use kept falling off, and said to try a smaller one. It was the smallest in the set. FML
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Welshite 39

To be fair, if she is happy with you then there isn't any need to feel insecure.

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jlaginski 10

It's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean. Keep rockin the boat!

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Sylvasa 15

maybe you didn't put your balls through?

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Learn how to read.

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rangerPat 12

Do you guys really have to belittle 8 so much for that small of an error?

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Wakachulak 22

You're supposed to your balls in one by one first, and then your ****. Yeah, I know.

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lukewhit 4

Did you tell her it was the smallest in the set or did you just grab another one?

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FrankHotpants 31

That's pretty harsh on the olde confidence/pride. I'd put it in her butt then ask her again if its too small.

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ZombieSazza 34

Stick it in her ass without any preperation, then see whose laughing.

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worldclassrager 39

That goes to show that **** rings are not for this relationship...hope you find something as a replacement...

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theKevmeister 13

put it around your sack as well, if its falling off, its not for **** only, it should feel extremely tight. It lets blood in but not out, and if you wear it too long ur dick will fall asleep good luck

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Mossears133 15

It's little things like this that make me glad I don't have a penis O.o

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theKevmeister 13

would u like one for an evening or 2? >:} sorry couldn't resist

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