Toys R Us

By microlovin - 28/07/2013 07:45 - United States - Pasadena

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so she got an assortment of different sized cock rings. She laughed when the one we were trying to use kept falling off, and said to try a smaller one. It was the smallest in the set. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 772
You deserved it 9 263

Same thing different taste

Top comments

To be fair, if she is happy with you then there isn't any need to feel insecure.

It's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean. Keep rockin the boat!

Comments

kitsune309 15

You probably weren't using them right. Certain kinds you put behind both your penis and testicles. These were probably that kind.

You need the instructions on the packaging for your package ;)

Please, tell us that you don't know how to properly use a **** ring. It goes around the base of the penis and the balls. The balls must come through the ring first (you should be soft when putting it on).

from experience, bigger is never better. some assume the size is all she needs n dont bother to learn how to use it for pleasure

thatgirlincali 13

OP, your gf might have been laughing out of nervousness. A lot of people do and I'm sure your gf is with you because she likes you not because of your penis size.

Since she's laughing already, perform a 3 ring circus with your little polecat jumping threw the hoops. I've saw those before and they are immensely entertaining.

#60-it doesn't say how she reacted to it

Her reaction was to laugh. But that's OK OP it doesn't seem she cares if its short of her expectations

You know it goes around the penis and the balls right?

salazara 10

Looks like you've got a wee problem....