Troubling

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 00:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML
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MoMonster 0

spiders are quite sexy. eight legs for MAXIMUM pleasure. xD

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schwiggidy 0

you were masturbating UNDER a spider

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Doortje 29

Oh, and I'm curious: did you still climax after you realized?

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Xythenol 6

Y'know, most people are afraid of spiders, not turned on by them... I'd pick phobia over philia any day, when it comes to bugs ._.;

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chelle_starlight 0

could have been worse...it could have been over a cockroach or the bedbugs under you...

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FYLDeep 25

Careful, keep this up and your crabs might think that you're a two-timing ****.

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ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

masturbation, in fact, is not a sin. it says no where in the bible, commandments, or in religion books, that it's a sin.I've gone to a catholic school for a long time and even the preist didn't want us to tell him if we ********** because it is NOT a sin. but me, I prefer to not take part in religion anymore.

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CiaranPM 0

Who gives a shit, #24?

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RedPillSucks 31

Don't take any shit from him!

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thirdtesticle 0

idiotic Jesus freaks make me sad.

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staceystar15 0

how the he'll could you ********** with a spider near you, I would stop right away and freak the eff out!

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knoll4007 3

Or maybe, the spider thought it would warm to cuddle in those pubes(:

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c0c0_fml 16

seems like even ur own hand is rejecting u.. quite desperate ...

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