Tu as compris ?

By gleefan116 - 28/08/2010 00:18 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend, who recently started French classes, and I were having sex. Knowing how whispering in my ear turns me on, she whispered something in French, and I came. Later I found out it meant something like, "You should lose a lot of weight." FML
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lolorly 0

Your name is "gleefan" and you have a girlfriend?

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avengedjerrrufol 0

sorry dude but weak...

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mmayawn 0

first of all I agree with 6. second why don't you just ask her if she wants u to lose a few. of your ******* I'm sure you can ask such a question or maybe that just me

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Sungoon 0

Vous avez besoin de maigrir :)

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Freeze_fml 16

Do not want... mental picture of a fat lesbian.

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Schizomaniac 24

I think it's too late for all of us. :/

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Freeze_fml 16

People rating my comment down. :( Sorry fat lesbians. Lose some weight.

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Lord_of_0 4

Lesbians, unlike in the troll's bible, were not created to ********** to. It doesn't matter if they're ugly (something tells me that you'd never have the chance to sleep with one anyway), they have feelings.

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Freeze_fml 16

Who said anything about masturbating? I would hope I never have a chance of sleeping with an ugly lesbian. Yuck. For the record, I'm talking about fat lesbians. In fact, fat people in general. Her being a lesbian is mostly irrelevant.

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linx468 8

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung. haha xD

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perdix 29

I can't blame you, French is a very sexy language. Their word for "hardware store" gives me an instant semi. If spoken by a hot French girl, then it would be full-on solid wood.

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perdix 29

Boing! Yeah, that's it. I'm imagining Marion Cotillard saying it . . . um, I'm gonna need a couple of minutes of me-time. Wish me luck. See ya.

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cathylee22 4

hey at least it got you off in the moment and look at it this way, she's still having sex with you even if she happens to mean what she said. So ummm I think this is a win win not an fml.

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spiderbesideher 0

i bet you have lovely freckles on your ****, so show us please

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xxjoseph1543xx 0

Tell her, je ne t'aime pas maintenant parce que vous penses que je dois maigrir.

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