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By gleefan116 - 28/08/2010 00:18 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend, who recently started French classes, and I were having sex. Knowing how whispering in my ear turns me on, she whispered something in French, and I came. Later I found out it meant something like, "You should lose a lot of weight." FML
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lolorly 0

Your name is "gleefan" and you have a girlfriend?

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xRyanGorox 0

True fact losing weight increases your johnsons size so maybe she is hinting at another problem.

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ZomgWeAreClubKid 0

Hahaha, win!

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spiderbesideher 0

stuff her mouth with **** so she can't diss you

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skgirl 0

she is just being honest or it was an accident...either way it's not to bad just kinda sucks

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lilou1610_fml 0

"tu devrais perdre beaucoup de poids" ... Does it sound sexy? i can't know it, i'm french... and French is the sexier language!!! ;) but maybe you didn't understand what she exactly said... Next time answer something like: "et toi, tu devrais te faire refaire le nez" :p

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no_dumbass 0

U know Lilou, when I was away, everytime I said that I was french, I was asked to say something in french, then everyone would be like "woooow you're a f***ing sexy!" I could have say either "j'ai envie de faire caca" (i wanna poop) or "t'es trop laid" (you're really ugly) and get the same answer! I remember this guy who was turned on because I said "matelas gonflable"... By the way, it's "sexiest"... because you're not comparing two objects there ;) I really don't get the sexy in all of this, but it works so I like it! ^^

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frenchy_vs_death 0

lose some wieght than. shell like that your putting some efforts for her. and being more fit can increase your sex life, your confidence, and goddamn just a lot of things!

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Tahsis 4

First, to all those comments which meantions penises, the posters, you, are retarded, look at the gender. Secondly, the only two forms of sex for lesbians (mainly) are head and scissoring neither of which you can really whisper when you're in the appropiate poistions. Thus the OP is an idiot for probably checking the wrong box and most posters are idiots for not seeing the OP's gender.

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sw33th3art 3

hahahaaa thats pretty funny. big guys need love too :)

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Victoire_W 0

I'm half French and I do that all the time. I don't tell my boyfriend he needs to lose weight though. YLS

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