Transportation, Cars and Accident: Two in one - FML

Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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The road to hell…

By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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Karma?

By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 17:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML

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You deserved it 519

By therosalina - 01/10/2018 10:30 - United States - Duluth

Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML

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You deserved it 175

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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You deserved it 7 912

Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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You deserved it 1 471

By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 21:50 - Puerto Rico - Arecibo

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML

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You deserved it 18 806

By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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You deserved it 4 143

By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

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You deserved it 4 207

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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c_wyld 21

Monday 16 February 2015 23:54

Now crash your Uncles car into your Aunts car.

drayloon 50

Monday 16 February 2015 23:55

I don't think you're getting a car as a graduation gift anymore...

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happysmile987 24

Tuesday 17 February 2015 0:00

And what were you doing driving two cars at a time? No wonder you crashed them! In all seriousness though, I hope you're ok and that it wasn't a bad crash.

iPixiee 23

Tuesday 17 February 2015 0:07

How can people downvote this?

smithv171 17

Tuesday 17 February 2015 0:00

I'm sure they care more about your safety than the cars. It'll all be okay!

superwhovian 16

Tuesday 17 February 2015 2:43

Yeah because parents on this site are always soo loving(sarcasm)

giantsfan2010 23

Tuesday 17 February 2015 0:00

Be prepared, insurance is about to screw you guys!

RusticChick 27

Tuesday 17 February 2015 0:01

You sound grounded for life..

Gauzy21 12

Tuesday 17 February 2015 0:02

That's a bad start to any day

vb68_fml 28

Tuesday 17 February 2015 0:18

Oh really! You didn't mean to?

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 17 February 2015 0:59

I'm sure somewhere out there there's a kid who did the same thing on purpose in retaliation for getting grounded or something.

mrhe3t 9

Tuesday 17 February 2015 0:28

That insurance company now hates your family.

photographer49 22

Tuesday 17 February 2015 5:08

#21 Pretty sure the insurance company loves OP and her family since their rates totally went up.

acommonman 23

Tuesday 17 February 2015 0:33

How romantic! FYL, hope you get that situation fixed OP

Username420666 5

Tuesday 17 February 2015 0:49

Learn to drive

xluciferx666 21

Tuesday 17 February 2015 0:57

Have fun being grounded for life

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Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

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Today, thanks to that stupid ass blue dog, our kids haven’t stopped hounding me about when their dad and I are getting married. They’re too young to understand, so I try to gently change the subject. That worked for about 5 minutes before they were right back to asking. Holy uncomfortable subject Batman! FML

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Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML

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Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

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Today, after a lot of effort put into it and finally getting a scholarship, they emailed me saying they can't afford to fund me because they were impacted by the pandemic. I'd already denied other scholarship offers because theirs was the best offer. FML

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Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML

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