Love, LGBTQi and Parents: Uncertainty

Uncertainty

By pat - 21/05/2009 13:06 - United States

Today, my parents bought me a wine glass with "Who needs a man?" painted all over it. Cute, until after dinner my mom looked me in the eyes and asked with complete sincerity, "Kara, are you gay?" My parents tried to get me to come out. I'm straight. FML

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By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I was straight. She looked at me and said, "Well, that's really up to you honey. But your father and I would still love you." I was asking if she thought I had parked straight. FML

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By Syferix - 18/03/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

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By isaacBENNETT - 17/03/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2011 10:19 - Australia

Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML

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By teriyaki124 - 21/03/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

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By anonymous - 19/08/2013 05:41 - United States - Lamar

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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Micahs_life 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:30

My parents ask me the same thing almost every week... I'm straight too :(

genius_man16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:31

Yeah, FYL for having parents who are accepting about that. /sarcasm All you had to say was "no" and that's the end. Be thankful you don't have those parents who would disown you if you were.

Comments

ravinderkaler 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:40

At least you're not gay, and thats what counts.

24788 6

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:41

That's evil, but guys are to. No win situation.

bizz8290 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:41

what you don't know is your parents just what to get hot looking at you makeout with your partner. jking lol

mintfreshpinesol 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:47

#7--please stop talking.

zolltf 4

Monday 8 March 2010 5:19

#14 too

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 17 November 2012 0:25

And 12, especially 12

emer_helena 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:47

Your names kara? I love that name! Parents are always trying to figure out their kids out regardless of age. Ignore them, they'll learn

Hacksaw 4

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:53

They'll leave you alone once you give them grandchildren.

Stunt_fml 5

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:54

No worries. It's no one's business 'cept yours and your partners. I wish everyone would just stop telling people what they were, because the way i see it, relationships are should be like Vegas... what happens behind closed doors, should stay there.

xpikoalax 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:55

FYL, but your parents sound nice lol like that mustve been uncomfortable for you but still lol

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:56

I agree with #1. At least she didn't start crying like the other Mom; or flip out unnecessarily. FYL still though.

proud_liberal 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:59

Too bad you're not gay, they are better people than everyone else-how many wars have gays started? None. F all you homophobes. Obama needs to write a law banning criticism of gays. I'm done with you hate mongers