Health, Gun control and Party: Unusual method

Unusual method

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML

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By Sorry Phil - 07/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

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Atropos_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:31

Who would ever think that's a good idea?

fahubugahds 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:34

pellet guns aren't loud... at all

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Mata_Hari 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:36

EDITED for my own stupidity...

wildabeast 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:36

this is why you never let stupid people help you with your problems

urallosers 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:36

hail grammar nazi #3. also why would you equate loud noises you know are coming to being scared? one works for hiccups, the other doesn't. Also, you could try the tried and true method of just forgetting about them. whataloser

noshitsherlock 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:37

You deserve it for being friends with someone THAT stupid.

kinkyboots 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:37

Ouch. Your friend is so stupid!

mynameisnotjudie 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:38

Yes... I must agree with everyone else - does your friend go to, erm, special classes?

FatJoke321 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:39

Hahahahaha ouchies...

guitar43 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:40

ummm i believe that would not be your friend.

dukain94 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:43

Well first of all, your friend is an idiot. And to make things worse, there is no medical cure for hiccups whatsoever, It's an involuntary spasm of the diaphragm, there's no cure. It goes away on its own.