Up it goes

By 0stvn0 - 16/03/2012 01:18 - Canada

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Today, my doctor booked me in for an STI test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said, "Gonna be honest Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML
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YourBuddyElmo 5

On the bright side....nope, nothing's coming to me.

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glittercookies 12

It's worth it. You're being responsible and safe.

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SpeakOutLoud 1

At least he told the truth. If he said it wouldn't hurt and it did you'd be equally as pissed that he lied and still have posted, so what's the point in being mad?

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airborneunicorn 1

you deserved it, simply because you seriously and un-ironically referred to a part of your body as a "piss pipe." if you're so juvenile that you're unable to refer to your penis as a penis, then you're way way too juvenile to be using it for anything other than pissing.

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charmanderCHAR 5

OH, NO. He used a word that YOU'RE NOT OKAY WITH? Stop whining and grow a ******* pair of balls, you piece of shit.

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airborneunicorn 1

yes, i am a piece of shit for thinking that not being able to say the word "penis" is immature. i wish i was as excellent a judge of character and things worth getting rage-induced high blood pressure over as you are.

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charmanderCHAR 5

You took the words right out of my mouth! Congrats. Ps, my blood pressure raised 0 commenting on yours. All of that negative space equates to the amounts of ***** I give.

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charmanderCHAR 5

@yourlifesucked Yes, it is quite hilarious and somewhat ironic, but you know what? Did you know that there are still grandparents out there who play old school Nintendo? Why? Because it's nostalgic and enjoyable, and people can enjoy Mario, Pokémon, etc., at ANY time in their life Are you going to call me a 13-year-old? Because I am far from it. I'm not going to call you a whiny teenage girl because you use winky face emoticons. Don't judge a book by its cover. And now, I bid thee adieu, good sir.

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Sebastian_NG 17

168 You ******* retard, when OP says piss pipe, he means specifically his urethra, not his penis.

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brookewesty 0

Also, some forms of contraception stop your period. So in terms of pain, caring for and hygiene, I'd rather keep my ****** then swap for a penis any day.

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KRiddle 15

Newfie screech shots before hand b'y!!!

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KRiddle 15

Newfie Screech shots before hand b'y!

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onorexveritas 23

oh man....glad im a girl lol

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prancerdeer 0

Actually it's somewhere between 3-7 days for a period. Mine last on average of 3-5. Some just have longer periods than others and the pain is the same some don't have any to little pain while others have extreme pain.

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