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Kids learn about in vitro fertilization these days early in school. Either that... or... There was a bright comet in the sky on the night she was born..
-insert the 40 year old virgin movie reference here.
you know you could just insert a quote instead of putting that...that just makes you look stupid
Know how I know you're gay?
Why was my comment moderated? I was just quoting the movie. "know how I know your gay?" "You like Coldplay"
Teenagers. Especially ones whom have a close sister/brother like relationship with their mom/dad. For example, sometimes when I'm jokingly making fun of my own mother she'll call me a *****, and I'll call her a **** back.
Wow I would never call my mom a ****, and she wouldnt call me a *****, even jokingly. My mom and I are close and are like best friends but we still have that line that I dont cross, I still give her the respect a mother deserves... But I suppose everyone's different right?
We don't escalate above that. We have certain lines too. I have a friend who's mom is the same way, and another friend who smokes pot and drinks with her mom.
I speak to my mom like that. Then she usually tells me to go **** off.
121- yeah I understand it's a joke, I just never thought people would do that, but I suppose it's just how I was raised. We all have a different worldview right? I was just surprised they joke like that. That's all.
I once got a call from my 9 year old sister who told me she knew where babies come from. I awkwardly/nervously asked where, and she exclaimed, "Your butt!" I really hope your child is as innocent as my sister was, because if she's my age.....that is just sad.
Ever think its possible she was adopted and just naive?
Not the brightest candle in the chandelier.
Seems like she's not the brightest knife in the crayon box
For one, that's a fail on educating your child. Two, maybe if you were kind and informative instead of a sarcastic ass hole, your kid wouldn't be stupid.
My parents are the kings of sarcastic assholery, and I'm not stupid. I just think I'm witty and have a license to make up words. Don't blame the parents for an idiot child. She has a brain of her own, even if it's the size of a grape.
Apples don't fall far from the tree. I wouldn't know where babies came from if my parents didn't educate me. Nurture is way more important then nature. Kids do as they see and as they're taught. So, yes it is the parents fault. That's why they are there is to guide you and teach you. Parents just can't take any responsibility for their idiot children that they bred and raised to be stupid.. Taught to be nothing at all.
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Unless her name is Jesus, she is not the brightest star in the sky.
If or some reason, I don't think she's been taught the birds and the bees yet...