Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

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Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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Same thing different taste

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kut17 11

Unless her name is Jesus, she is not the brightest star in the sky.

If or some reason, I don't think she's been taught the birds and the bees yet...

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Kids learn about in vitro fertilization these days early in school. Either that... or... There was a bright comet in the sky on the night she was born..

-insert the 40 year old virgin movie reference here.

scarface90 8

- Your problem is that you are putting the pussy on a pedestal. - is it true if you don't use it, you lose it? - Seth, you have a small penis - She' hurtin for a squirtin' That's it I'm done here...

you know you could just insert a quote instead of putting that...that just makes you look stupid

Why was my comment moderated? I was just quoting the movie. "know how I know your gay?" "You like Coldplay"

LiterOfCola 16

I flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be

krysstar 5

Give her the birds and the bees talk... She obviously has no idea how she was made.

Pretty sure ****-bending hurts. Don't have to be a dude to know that...

It does... Being a dude helps me know that..

SpikyG 3

She needs a good beating. Who the HELL speaks to their mom like that?

Teenagers. Especially ones whom have a close sister/brother like relationship with their mom/dad. For example, sometimes when I'm jokingly making fun of my own mother she'll call me a *****, and I'll call her a **** back.

Wow I would never call my mom a ****, and she wouldnt call me a *****, even jokingly. My mom and I are close and are like best friends but we still have that line that I dont cross, I still give her the respect a mother deserves... But I suppose everyone's different right?

We don't escalate above that. We have certain lines too. I have a friend who's mom is the same way, and another friend who smokes pot and drinks with her mom.

ideasrule 13

Maybe people who believe in human equality and good parent-child relationships, instead of rigid status distinctions and blind kowtowing to authority figures?

I speak to my mom like that. Then she usually tells me to go **** off.

redmane 21

I respect my mom. She respects me. We sometimes talk like this but it's all in fun. It's called a joke. It doesn't affect the fact that she is an authority figure. It's all a matter of personal preference.

121- yeah I understand it's a joke, I just never thought people would do that, but I suppose it's just how I was raised. We all have a different worldview right? I was just surprised they joke like that. That's all.

devore504 7

one beating doesnt fix anything. two you read that and that's all u have to say? nothing about how the daughter is a retard. really op ydi for raising her.

I once got a call from my 9 year old sister who told me she knew where babies come from. I awkwardly/nervously asked where, and she exclaimed, "Your butt!" I really hope your child is as innocent as my sister was, because if she's my age.....that is just sad.

Ever think its possible she was adopted and just naive?

Takainthemachine 0

Congratulate yourself you raised a moron. Insert sarcasm...

Not the brightest candle in the chandelier.

B3Y0ND 3

I kind of giggled really hard at this analogy.

Seems like she's not the brightest knife in the crayon box

merryhappy1887 20

For one, that's a fail on educating your child. Two, maybe if you were kind and informative instead of a sarcastic ass hole, your kid wouldn't be stupid.

My parents are the kings of sarcastic assholery, and I'm not stupid. I just think I'm witty and have a license to make up words. Don't blame the parents for an idiot child. She has a brain of her own, even if it's the size of a grape.

merryhappy1887 20

Apples don't fall far from the tree. I wouldn't know where babies came from if my parents didn't educate me. Nurture is way more important then nature. Kids do as they see and as they're taught. So, yes it is the parents fault. That's why they are there is to guide you and teach you. Parents just can't take any responsibility for their idiot children that they bred and raised to be stupid.. Taught to be nothing at all.

devore504 7