Intimacy, Sex and Kids: Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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Excuses

By sucks - 12/03/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very Christian family, I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "Is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" FML

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By Missy - 02/02/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML

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Admit it

By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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Big deal

By Like mother like daughter - 24/02/2015 22:25 - United States - Aurora

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me advice on how to improve my looks. I scoffed at her but listened to her advice anyway. She ended her tirade with, "I just want you to get laid someday." FML

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ICYMI

By senelbeat - 03/07/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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kut17 11

Sunday 7 October 2012 9:47

Unless her name is Jesus, she is not the brightest star in the sky.

TheMaster15 10

Sunday 7 October 2012 9:47

If or some reason, I don't think she's been taught the birds and the bees yet...

Comments

zero91 4

Sunday 7 October 2012 14:40

woman can go to sperm bank to get pregnant

ShannonBitt 29

Sunday 7 October 2012 14:53

Since you were being sarcastic, maybe she was just joking?

hallow239 3

Sunday 7 October 2012 14:57

You better call her health teacher and see if she's failing sex ed!

Monkey_me 0

Sunday 7 October 2012 15:17

Did anyone else get the fact she said sarcastically I replied... Geeze and im blonde :/

devore504 7

Wednesday 10 October 2012 13:26

the mother did not the daughter duh

Monkey_me 0

Wednesday 10 October 2012 14:40

Well i highly doubt you were there so how would you know of she laughed or not

MACKLIT 2

Sunday 7 October 2012 15:32

Does she not realize u had her so therefor ur not a virgin???

Special_Psycho 8

Sunday 7 October 2012 15:40

Wow. Behold everyone, stupidity incarnate, thy name is the daughter of Jenny. OP, I feel sorry for you.

Zoomali 1

Sunday 7 October 2012 16:56

For crying out loud, give her a break. It is possible to get pregnant without having intercourse. Maybe, just maybe your daughter thought you had her through artificial insemination. What? It happens. ;)