Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

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Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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kut17 11

Unless her name is Jesus, she is not the brightest star in the sky.

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TheMaster15 10

If or some reason, I don't think she's been taught the birds and the bees yet...

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ideasrule 13

You're assuming your daughter is stupid, right? I think she's just better at sarcasm than you are.

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starbucksguy 16

It's a great way of letting her know she's adopted though...

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zolziski 11

Maybe your daughter was being sarcastic right back at you?

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wannabesinger 16

That's how I took the FML! OP should be more open with her daughter when it comes to talking about sex. Studies show that kids who were able to be open with their parents when it came to sex were less likely to become teen parents.

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perdix 29

She could be a test tube baby, one conceived by in vitro fertilization. Immaculate conception is now technically possible, but it's so expensive, most couples try the old-fashioned way a lot before they let science give them their miracle.

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Calingaladha 21

Also, I imagine having your cherry popped while giving birth would be outrageously uncomfortable.

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Metallica36176 16

She probably gets it but just wanted to make a comment about you being uptight.

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jollyton 10

Lmao! Does she think that babies really come from storks?

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dani115 6

I learned how babies were made in my late years of elementary and i wasn't a teenager back then.... She's a teenager now??? She mustn't be the sharpest tool in the tool box.... She needs the talk but this time dumb it down for her please.…

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pooldude 24

Well 2 things happened here 1. You learned u are uptight and 2. Your daughter is a fool

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Was the girl adopted? Because then it's quite possible for a mother to be a virgin. Unlikely, but possible.

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