ive done that except worse. i told the the guy to "punch my abs!" and when he did the fart came out

hehe i probably would've laughed at the fart. but you could cover it up saying something like "jeez who let that one out the bag?!" or you could simply have smiled at them instead of flexing your abs. i would've smiled in as non-creepy a way as possible. :D

aha you tool. also, most girls don't care about your abs. nice try tho

#28 should be a Hollywood screenwriter. He has what it takes to make a cliche story out of a 2 sentence log line, and he's excellent at creating 2-dimensional characters.

#30 FTW and doesn't anyone else see a common FML theme of guys trying to impress girls and making asses of themselves?

Aw, that sucks. But really, girls don't just like looks. And they don't just like personality. We like a little of both. Or yea, like #33 said, you shouldv'e smiled at them, especially if you have nice teeth, lol.

It's so nice living in California. Even though the economy's bad, people still show up to see the douchebags.

LMAO!!!!!!! im sorry, but thats hilarious!!!!!

two words... "douche" and "bag"

half these people on here try too hard to impress girls. you shouldnt put that much effort in trying to impress a girl. youre really not that cool if you have rock solid abs. youre a dumbass