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By sammsamm56 - 16/01/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my overprotective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 411
You deserved it 4 669

Same thing different taste

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Since when does your brother decide that your house is available for him? Isn't it the owner of the house who decides who moves in, hmm? Just say no.

You "found out"? Have you no say in who moves in with you?

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quick! get laid when you still have the chance

NCR 0

WTF it won't lemme comment or submit a fml

NCR 0

today my brother put a waffle in my xbox360 disc drive. thanks bro.Fml

#97, We already have a pair, they're called boobs.

What? I believe he was referring to the common phrase "grow some balls" meaning to stand up for ones self... but you're saying for women the phrase should be changed to "grow some boobs"? I'm sorry but that's just an idea that I can't cosign lol

anatomy fail. our pair would be ovaries, since men also have breasts.

I stand corrected, so slap him with your breasts and yank out your ovaries so they hang low and lazy, then tell him he can't stay...problem solved!

The fact that he's in Prison makes me wonder why first of all. :x & I am sadd for you.

rockell 0

hello his in jail I'm sure there's a reason4 that

damn good luck maybe he will end up in jail again. but that's a mean thing to say maybe he might have changed in his time in jail

hey how about not letting him move in? ******* duh.

you deserve not having a relationship. this makes you sound like a little bitch.

that does not sound like a good plan for either of you