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By sammsamm56 - 16/01/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my overprotective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML

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By Johannes_712 - 05/07/2019 12:00

Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By you guys suck! - 27/12/2021 11:03

Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML

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You deserved it 134

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 18:23

Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML

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By tryingnottocare - 06/08/2009 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML

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You deserved it 4 609

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 19:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML

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You deserved it 138

Stuck

By Lexxxiii - 26/03/2021 11:01

Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML

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You deserved it 92

Freeloadin' freewheelin'

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 04:00

Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML

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You deserved it 91

Albatross around my neck

By josh9792 - 23/02/2023 18:00

Today, after moving in with a friend I've known for 9 years, I found out he's going to jail soon, and refuses to work or get a new job, making me unable to pay rent as he eats all my food. FML

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You deserved it 177

DjeePee 24

Sunday 16 January 2011 22:34

Since when does your brother decide that your house is available for him? Isn't it the owner of the house who decides who moves in, hmm? Just say no.

xxmollyxx 25

Sunday 16 January 2011 22:34

You "found out"? Have you no say in who moves in with you?

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xNephilim 18

Monday 17 January 2011 4:13

There are two options. 1) The post is poorly worded and the OP still lives at home, which means he/she has no say in the situation whatsoever. If that's the case, FYL. 2) The OP actually has his/her own house and is spineless enough to do whatever the heck his/her brother or parents say. If that's the case, YDI. Grow a pair and say no.

clockworklolita 3

Monday 17 January 2011 4:14

I'd recommend being very careful about how you handle this situation, particularly if he was in prison for violence or something similar (or indeed has a history of violence/similar even if that's not what he was in prison for). Try not to risk your personal safety. Have somewhere you can go and someone to protect/help you incase anything bad does happen... I don't personally know what else to suggest but there's probs more that could be done. Anyway yeah. Just be careful.

mx_17 0

Monday 17 January 2011 4:57

34 - your really hot! and I'm sorry we havnt met yet. and I'm sorry you havnt been on a date yet.

cowboyy_fml 0

Monday 17 January 2011 5:02

come on it's ur fault he doesn't hve to move with u

tykiej 0

Monday 17 January 2011 5:23

Cant you tell him no???

dancerbaby951 0

Monday 17 January 2011 5:39

don't worry I have it much worse! 5 protective older brothers and a dad and god-father who are both cops! trust me it stinks big time! :( I'm afraid to bring guys to my house or even talk about them in front of them cuz they will get all wierd and be like who's this kid I wanna meet him. good luck! lol

OuchxD 0

Monday 17 January 2011 5:45

just dont tell him about your bfs

Asario 0

Monday 17 January 2011 5:45

next to zero meaning 1, or -1.... hmmm

fmlissrsbsns 0

Monday 17 January 2011 5:52

ooohhhh so that's your excuse for not having on eh?

Driveshaft 5

Monday 17 January 2011 6:20

Am I the only one who grasps the fact that op probably lives w/parents? How else would they "find out" that someone is moving in. FYL op, but grow a pair and talk to your folks about it and/or lay out some ground rules w/your bro. (you may borrow a pair if you's a chick so as not to set your chances below zero)