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Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML
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qm4life 0

Awww... Soon to be a toddler... Here we go again! FYL

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LosAngelesSon 8

Stop complaining, you could be the couple with a non stop crying baby.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

knock on the ceiling of your apartment like a old hag? :3 idk what to tell you tbh lol being honest :P

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Well that's just out of your control, I'm afraid.

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perdix 29

Healthy newborns do not literally cry non-stop. Either you are exaggerating or your problem will soon solve itself.

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TheDrifter 23

They do if you ignore them long enough. When mine were little I would just turn my hearing aids off and let their mother deal with the noise.

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ohmandapants 16

^ first off, you're an asshole. Secondly, healthy babies do NOT cry non stop. Maybe the baby has colic.

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jonriise18 3

Discipline. Start when they're a newborn, they won't be crying like a bitch their whole life.

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xgetxbentx 13

Yeah, that tends to happen when you move into what I'm assuming is an apartment, get some ear plugs and get over it. Next time move somewhere where they don't allow kids.

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Nataleena 1

A white noise maker works wonders for me living in the hood with constant bass and screaming kids outside who also use cars as trampolines. Wonders.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Once it shuts up you'll only have one noisy toddler. Half full :D

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