Well?

By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
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Bandz_fml 3

I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"

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Adree 15

Haha Which is why I would rather be eaten out: ;)

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DaveOnDope 4

Adree, my record was over two hours with a bitch that didn't return the favor.

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Pinson18 0

108 is saying yum to eating out a girl that was born in 95 while he himself was born in 83. we have here a pedophile.

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carolinadreams 0

cheer up. she could just be a little slutty and extremely loose... probably not though...

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KFCkoolaidWaterm 0

You could always say four dreaded words back: is it always loose? Think about it. :P

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HaleyKristan 0

that's what I was thinking!!

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QwertyMcNugget 0

Today, I had to use the four most dreaded words known to man, 'Is it in yet?'. It was. FML

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mancer 0

Soo... like 3" or so? lol sucks for everyone involved.

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RagingRex 0

im pretty sure i saw this one before :)

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dum_dum1 0

you should have said "no not yet" then made a fist and started punching her in her lady parts.

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meezydagreat 0

lmfao 36 for the win

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SLP9008 0

Ouch. Thats why you make sure the girl that takes your vCard is also a virgin. Me and my boyfriend both were so I never knew he was abnormally small until I met my fiancé :)

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B0nb0N09 12

How does them being a virgin chane it... What...

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TabzTheLoserKidd 4

maybe you should find someone who isn't a loose *****.

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jess6blondie9 2

Some people have wide set vaginas, they can't help it. Doesn't make them a *****.

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InitiateMeDharma 3

Excellent point, 303. And if you think about it, maybe he turned her on to such a point of wetness that it made her uncertain.

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DocBastard 38

Fortunately for OP, the "it" he was referring to was just his pinky finger, rather than his 12 inch ****** Slaughterer.

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Action_Bastard 0

Well that's a nice way of boosting up OP's confidence, DocBastard. Now only if he really were to be referring to his pinky, oh the disappointment.

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