Well?

By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
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Bandz_fml 3

I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"

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Guren 0

I bet you are familiar with being incredibly loose :P

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DesB 7

lol that's not always true though the girl DOSE NOT have to be loose or a ****! MY FIRST time it was all on the guy! I WAS a VIRGIN and I'm a very petite girl an i couldn't feel anything! But I did some research and there is a disease where the man has an unusually small pecker it's called "small penis syndrome" but don't worry it is not contages...

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DesB 7

oh oops sorry yea that's what I meant...my stupid phone keeps trying to respell things thanks 188

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viper2290 0

should have ****** her in the ass. she would have felt it then

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DaveOnDope 4

Maybe a little, just on the tip.

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DaveOnDope 4

Oh I'm sorry, I though you said SHIT. My mistake.

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jSOPURE 3

Like a few posters before me stated, there are other ways to sexually gratify your partner. I'm sure you and her are willing to try. Good luck. :)

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lmfaoooooooooo 4

u shld hav said no then shoved ur arm in tht b**ch

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sarapsosis 1

damn this app that is for the third thread not here

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SirEBC 7

King, SirEBC and Doc are about to throw down.

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