Well?

By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
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Bandz_fml 3

I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"

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Scalabrine44 0

May I ask what the hell you did with that knife?

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TheDrifter 23

I believe doc used it to excise the coke bottle from his previous profile picture. He may have just claimed someones Darwin award to give to their next of kin though.

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TheLetterZero 7

Don't forget the other 2% that is "People who comment on every FML, usually making up crap to be funny or so many puns that no humor is left." Also, reduce the "intelligent witticisms" to 3%.

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seanders 10

3: I wasn't being an asshole I was just clarifying, then I got quite the echo from other users.

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DaveOnDope 4

HIPPA's a bitch Doc, ain't it?

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jdengel 0

no, is it in yet, is the worst thing you could hear, other then, oh, I'm HIV positive.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Nope, I do believe the worst to be heard is "You have the herps". At least HIV can kill ya... that shit itches forever, man!

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fucmylifealot 0

if you weren't wearing a condom, after you cum, ask "was i supposed to pull out?" see how that goes

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nonameheroes 0

dont bone loose ******...so ydi for trying to get an easy lay

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taternuts 0

congradulations. your four most dreaded words should be "i'm pregnant. it's yours"

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OCDC 9

I hope that was a lame attempt at humor, and you weren't being serious...

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hippychiccx 0

"I am pregnant; it is yours." Looks like six, good effort though. :)

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OCDC 9

Except for the fact they didn't spell out "I am" and "it is"...

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fatima_hammad 0

so did you stop or continue you job ???

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sgtrobswifey 0

FYL for hiring a loose ass hooker for your first time! LOL

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justalilrandom2 4

35, if it was in the wrong hole I doubt he would be asked "is it in?" I'm fairly sure she would know if it was taking the old Hershey highway.

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CardMaster1992 0

it's proven that 70% of statistics are made up on the spot. 5% of which include impossible analysis (the 105% you've added up). I should know, I'm only 30% positive this isn't even accurate.

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Idk_what2say 0

I'll let the 105% slide because you tried so hard to cover for your friend. Your loyalty is admirable.

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sarapsosis 1

as much as I'd hate to agree with them Sir Bastard and Queen Evil are making a valid point, they make FML interesting, along with that psycho boners... it would be kinda dull without these royal freaks of nature

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trevor12345678 0

well somebody has a "fun-sized" penis.

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ieatcats 0

haha pencil dick way to fail

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