Well?

By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
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Bandz_fml 3

I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"

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Nimmrodel 11

Not the size of the prize but the motion in the ocean. Thats what people say, hope you feel better now. :)

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tattooedcowboy 6

they only say that to make the guy feel better

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DevonLaFon 0

this may be true...but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat...

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DaveOnDope 4

Ladies, which would be better, a twelve inch pencil diameter penis or a five inch 2.5 inch diameter penis? I love it when guys start arguing about penis size. I like to say, "Okay everybody pull them out and PROVE it!". Every now and then one guy does. Those are the ones I suggest get a career in the **** industry. ME? No complaints yet, no shocked or disappointed looks. But the lady I lost my virginity to passed me around to her friends.

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BWill9014 4

Odds are she is a ***** and has had sex so many times that she just can't feel any guy with an average sized dick... so don't beat yourself up too bad OP

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Nimmrodel 11

Not the size of the prize but the motion in the ocean, chin up lad. hope this makes You feel better

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cheex87 0

luckly for you it only takes less than 3 inches to reach a woman's G spot... so there's still hope lol

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JennaMason 6

31, lmfao. you're making mo sense. stop embarrassing yourself and just leave.

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Guren 0

it's a good thing you fit stereotypes cuz that had all types of fail

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hippychiccx 0

You said, "...mo sense," and you're a blond. You have officially made my day. Thank you for fitting the "dumb blond" stereotype. :)

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jess6blondie9 2

It's called a typo for god sakes, leave the girl alone. She's not dumb.

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OhShuttup 0

#186 look at your spelling first

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1234USMC 0

yeah but she's hot as **** so she can afford to make all the mistakes she wants. society is still gonna put her on a pedestal.

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jessenyc 0

lmao!! get some meds to make it grow buddy!!

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