What are you doing?

By dating a moron - 14/12/2014 17:30 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to come if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML
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Sandman366 6

"I'm not dating a Japanese pornstar. I'm dating you. Just be you, please...."

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kingcaper817 14

Yeah that's sorta racist sorry about that op that must've scarring. You'll find someone better

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igive 29

Wait, was she moaning BEFORE you entered? You said "about to lose my virginity."

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Dilwann 27

I think that means that he was doing all the right things.

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davincidasecond 24

Well, there is a thing called foreplay, so...

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igive 29

Right, I didn't think about that. Oops.

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giantsfan2010 23

Sorry you had to remember your first time that way.

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RedPillSucks 31

lucky for him it's not his first time as he lost the woodie

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

I'm waiting for a FML about a guy or girl moaning like Chewbacca.

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ckerane 16

I just hope you loved her and she's the one

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RedPillSucks 31

I wish people would spend more time getting to know each other instead of using stereotypes

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ThePols 11

Kso, we're you just doing foreplay? Or were you in her when she was moaning? If you were in her, you lost your virginity big fella.

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awkotaco333 15

Maybe she has a sense of humor or did believe that'd help you

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