What are you doing?

By anon - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Wareham

Today, I spilled loose face powder on myself while applying my make-up. My sister subsequently walked in on me vacuuming my crotch. FML
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Queen_Cosmos 7

Explain what happened, she may be suspicious, but it's worth a try.

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Tali147 16

I suppose you could try to explain what happened, but it is doubtful she will believe you... "I swear I spilled makeup! On my crotch...so I was just...cleaning up..." "Suuuure"

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STFUGTFO 6

Who vacuums powder off their clothes? I either dust it off or put it in the wash. What exactly were you doing OP?

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DeathBunny218 37

Most people wait until they have a few items of clothes to wash to make the most of the cycle, and if she washed it by hand there's a probability that the powder would clump and make the situation a whole lot worse. Using a vacuum cleaner is the most logical response, although taking off her trousers first would have been a smart idea.

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thatonename 7

Yeah, the vacuum would probably feel a little better that way too.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

Or you could've just changed your pants..?

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DeathBunny218 37

Her trousers would still have make up on and it would probably stain them.

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SkoomaKi 27

She might not have been wearing pants o.O

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genericfmluser 17

Maybe she was going out in her nice pair of jeans on a date and it completed their outfit. we don't know if she could have changed.

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alymartin 1

Maybe it was her only pair?

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Tali147 16

I would think there would be no getting out of it if the OP were pantless. But that is just me.

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tony1891 22

da **** wrong with you? take a shower!

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cheetahbaby96 8

Da **** is wrong with your grammar?

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DocBastard 38

I wonder what tipped your sister off. Was it perhaps the sound of the vacuum coming from the bathroom? I think anyone would be curious about that particular noise coming from that particular room. Was she supposed to think you were vacuuming the bathtub?

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Tali147 16

Don't you vacuum your bathtub Doc?

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randii_17 11

...I literally just finished vacuuming the bathrooms in my house. And I vacuumed the tub as well since it is rarely used :$

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nonnieluv 9

Some people have rugs in their bathrooms

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DocBastard 38

Well don't I feel stupid now for using bathroom cleaners and bleach and stuff on my tubs. From now on, I get that residue off my tub with the vacuum.

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AppallingRogue 2

Or she could have one of those markup desk things in her room, she doesn't necessarily have to be in the bathroom

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ICastillo 24

It's cool op I put the vacuum on my crotch for fun.

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AppallingRogue 2

Is it weird that that reminds me of scarey movie?

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ICastillo 24

"I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room"

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perdix 29

That sucks. It would be worse if she asked, "Did your boyfriend's condom break?"

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strokedturbogsxr 3

Trying to suck out the baby eh?

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