What are you doing?

By anon - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Wareham

Today, I spilled loose face powder on myself while applying my make-up. My sister subsequently walked in on me vacuuming my crotch. FML
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Queen_Cosmos 7

Explain what happened, she may be suspicious, but it's worth a try.

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br0ccoli 14

"Sorry I walked in on you earlier with your new boyfriend, sis."

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emmaweeee 0

That's better than her walking in on you rubbing your crotch

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ElricMustang 23

Well, were you wearing pants and/or making noises?

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loserman67 35

Nice try at an excuse, but I think having the whirling brush attachment connected and you screaming, "YES DYSON, THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT, MORE, MORE!" Was the give away.

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mperniciaro 15

When I spill my powder I just brush it away. Who thinks to bring out a vacuum? Grant it I never spilled powder on my crotch before.

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loserman67 35

You make a very valid point Noor, but I would think pants on to avoid getting skin and or hair caught in the vacuum

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ladylilly25 20

Haaaa. Why didn't you just brush it off with a towel or something? It gets it off easily. A vaccuum seems a bit overkill.

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AliSama 17

This could have been worst. You could have been a guy. This would have been a doubly worst FML if so. Nothing strange about a woman doing that. Nothing sexual etc. A guy however, not only sexual but putting on makeup?

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blissmarie 6

But the whole situation wouldn't have been possible if he was a guy. What would he be doing with all that makeup anyway?

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AliSama 17

#52 you mean you actually believe men do not wear makeup? google makeup for men and learn before you tell someone off. thanks.

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