Whispers
By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom
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lol that sucks you have to ********** when your gf is (living?) with you.....i'm assuming since she was in the bed. or at least might be at your place a lot. hahaha sucks you're not even attracted to her or she doesn't give you any ass.
Wow, all these comments and no one's mentioned there's been a joke to this effect floating around for quite some time. The Missing Condoms A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?" His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them." Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?" "Yeah, once or twice," he told her. "You mean you’ve actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked. "Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I’d ever lied to my girlfriend."
That was actually funny. I hope the OP's girlfriend doesn't read FML.
hahaha , that sucks
YDI for not using condoms w/ur girlfriend.
mmm why the **** do you ********** with condoms?
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i don't know one man/guy that doesn't **********
Couldn't you just **** into tissue papers?