Love: Who?

Who?

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

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You deserved it 17 754

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 024

You deserved it 2 946

By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 280

You deserved it 24 145

By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 130

You deserved it 7 102

By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 041

You deserved it 7 809

By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 025

You deserved it 3 792

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 884

You deserved it 109

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Truro

Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 276

You deserved it 90

By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 554

You deserved it 5 913

By anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 246

You deserved it 5 046

By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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You deserved it 244

Meow34 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:07

Your boyfriend is a douche, if he loves another girl he shouldn't be with you. I'm sorry, Kayla. You should dump him :|

meetmeinhell 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:06

HA OUCH egg his house

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dcapp 0

Monday 23 March 2009 0:37

aw :( dump him before he dumps you!!!

FaeLuminous 0

Monday 23 March 2009 0:54

Dump his ****** ass. Burn his house down too. ;)

GrkPrincess89 2

Monday 23 March 2009 1:50

I hope u walked in nd dumped him. Nd ur retarded for deciding u love him just cuz u thought he loves u.

jayfx 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:29

ouch..

effit 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:37

I agree with 76.

star_blueanise 1

Monday 23 March 2009 2:44

ouch...

yer8899 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:37

you shouldn't eavesdrop

asdftammy 0

Monday 23 March 2009 4:01

aww im sorry. that sucks but you should break up with him. and you shouldnt listen in. cause the truth hurts sometimes.

NickTick 0

Monday 23 March 2009 4:25

Totally Agree with #17

merkon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 5:53

maybe the friend was asking if you loved him?

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