Why would you do that?

By dammitt - 10/10/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, my best friend and I went to the movies. There was a hot cashier, so I thought it would be cool to talk in a British accent to try and be sexy. I walked up and started talking when he interrupted me and said in a very heavy British accent, "I know you're faking. You can stop now." FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 009
You deserved it 60 636

Same thing different taste

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what's the point of faking? if you got a date, you'd have to keep it up 24/7.

deven7 0

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Haha. I have a heavy British accent and it's completely unsexy. So much so, that if I ever want to be taken seriously, I'm gonna have to drop it. Yay for sounding like a farmer. Trytalking like that next time. That way, if you get caught, it's still funny (: all you need is one key phrase, 'Awrite my luvverrrrrr'...

Where abouts are you from? I'm from Yorkshire and have one of the strongest accents imaginable. Meeting people from outside of Yorkshire usually starts with "I can't understand what you're saying" xD I agree with you about being taken seriously though, its really annoying. People are usually quite surprised when they find out I'm not actually stupid.. And what the hells with people bashing the OP for being gay LOL?

I'm a Bristolian. With a semi-dropped accent meaning that most of the time I just sound like a wazzack (: We went camping near yorkshire one and no one could understand us. Americans being 'British' is funny, but Brits who think they're American is sometimes even funnier. It's funny sometimes when people talk down to you 'cos they think you're thick, but other times it's just annoying. I know right? If I weren't typing this comment, I'd definately think we'd moved back a few years... (: (:

ok, wait, the cashier was a guy. are you a guy? YOUR GAY! lloooll! that is hilarious! UR A DOUCHEBAG!

Mightybob50 0

YDI for saying "starting to talking" And are you gay?

53: Obviously he's not gay, he's just a guy who happens to be hitting on another guy. Idiot -_- Why is everyone on this site all "This guy is gay? WHAT? That can't be true!" Guess what folks, there are plenty of gay dudes (and chicks) in the world. It's not exactly rare, and they're not animals. They are (in this particular case) dudes with dude parts who happen to enjoy other dudes and their dude-parts. God forbid -_-

Haha you made me chuckle. But yeah I totally agree, it's weird everyone is like 'ZOMG he's gay!'...as if that is even relevant!

MiniatureMayhem 0

Guys with British accents are hot.

Agreed. :) I'm in America and I'm good friends with a Brit near Leeds, and he's possibly the sexiest thing on the planet. ;)

You've never heard a Somerset accent have you? Dear god the least sexy accent EVER. I'm from England by the way and really not all the accent are that sexy :)

you're a ****. british people suck, they have terrible hygiene and think that a cross-dressed man is the funniest shit ever. also, you're a ****, and i unfortunately respect you less because of this. sorry bud, but your a ******* idiot. (im an asshole, get over it.)

ChronicFAIL 0

I see, so you're a prejudiced ****. You want to play prejudiced? All right. I'm guessing you're a closet-gay, and secretly despise yourself and the world for it. You're afraid to tell your parents because you're afraid they'll be ashamed of you and won't love you anymore, and you're scared your friends will shun you. You're probably the biggest loser at the gay clubs you frequently and secretly visit, and can't find any guy to hit on you there. Therefore, you're hostile and unpleasant, and lash out irrationally at anyone crossing your path. Go ********** now to fill that void, so that hopefully you'll come out of it in a better mood and shut the hell up, thanks.

ooooh 115 so close...so close. except entirely wrong. not that it matters at all to try and prove anything online, and i don't give two ***** about what anyone thinks of me, especially online. that was kind of funny though, i'll give you that i just love being an asshole, it fills my life with joy.

z411811 0

ok so umm.. yeah.. wtf. Craziest comment ive seen in while. Made my day

If that's what fills your life with joy, seems like you have more problems than I had originally thought. Oh, well. Your going through life with an apparent tree up your ass is your loss, not mine.

dude this tree in my ass is awesome.. i think its the kind that makes treestars like in the land before time. its pretty cool actually, id recommend getting one. stay away from palm trees though, i had a phase where i was into that shit and it left my ass raw.