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By dammitt - 10/10/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, my best friend and I went to the movies. There was a hot cashier, so I thought it would be cool to talk in a British accent to try and be sexy. I walked up and started talking when he interrupted me and said in a very heavy British accent, "I know you're faking. You can stop now." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2024 06:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I went through a fast-food drive-thru and gave my order in a perfect British accent for fun. When I got to the window, the cashier handed me my food and said, "I love your accent!" Caught off guard, I replied, "Oh, thanks a lot!" in my normal New Jersey accent. The confusion on her face was priceless. FML

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Bonjour!

By Joshua Sheldon - 19/09/2015 01:56 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, while working alone, I decided to just try some random impressions, and so I ended up doing a French accent when a customer walked in. To avoid embarrassment, I had to continue faking the accent as he struck up a long conversation with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, for the second time this week, I was asked to stop putting on such an obviously fake "British" accent. I am British and have lived here all my life. FML

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You deserved it 3 069

Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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You deserved it 105 110

By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By Carolyn Burnham - 23/10/2016 15:23

Today, I was at the local drive-thru with my boyfriend. While we were picking up the food, the asswipe at the window thought it hilarious to copy the scene from "American Beauty" and pretend that we were a couple and that I was cheating on him. My actual boyfriend believed it and won't talk to me. FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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You deserved it 70 841

By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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Brain melt

By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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tinuelena 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 16:04

what's the point of faking? if you got a date, you'd have to keep it up 24/7.

deven7 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 16:03

Wow, you're really stupid.

Comments

noshitsherlock 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 18:03

Seriously stupid. MOST Americans sound obviously fake when trying. It's MUCH easier for an Englishman to sound American than it is for an American to sound English. Gawd...

nonynony 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 18:11

While I agree that most Americans sound terrible while doing a fake English accent, believe me, English people are JUST as bad when they try to do an American accent. It's horrible.

TheOthin 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 18:36

Tell that to Hugh Laurie.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 10 October 2009 21:12

Not Johnny Depp. He's quite convincing.

jellomangoface 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 2:52

Russell Brand can be pretty good at imitating American accents.

Plumppotato 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 7:12

some are good. some are bad. are you guys really have this discussion? not everyone is exactly the same.

wordgirl 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 18:22

HA! My husband did that once, before I knew him, to a lady and SHE was British, too. Turned out she was from the same city he said he was from. It was very embarrassing for him. Don't fake Brit, man.

oxrox 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 18:30

You ******* idiot, talking in a British accent is not sexy, and don't flirt with people you don't know and probably have never even seen before. Shame on you.

rollanderca 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 18:43

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2181359/how_to_find_clean_water_in_the_wilderness.html?cat=5

purpleballoons 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 18:49

your retarded, go get a life, FAGGGGOOT

cherlana32 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 19:45

Also, grievous misspelling of the word "******". Or do you actually sound like that when you speak?

z411811 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:51

OH SHIT Grammer AND Analogys. Everyone RUN!!!!!!

lolwatlol 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 19:12

YDI FAGGIT

KnuggaNootch 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 19:21

British people arent sexy there annoying as hell!

hornetchik 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:20

**** off, not as annoying as you ******* yanks. I'm from New Zealand so my opinion isn't biassed.

CloudEnvy 17

Monday 12 October 2009 14:59

Go team New Zealand.

Jzepeda07 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 19:25

all of you fucken ass hole who have a stick up your ass and are saying shit about him being gay need o shut the **** up.

SP63_fml 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 19:28

Has no one else noticed that alot of FMLs start with.. "Today, I tried to be sexy/cool/funny/macho, and I failed at it. FML" Seriously, what the hell happened to "Be yourself"?