Woof

By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
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backseatfever 0

this is the lamest fml i've ever read.

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nbrachelxo 0

I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!

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guitardedman 0

wow your life really is ******. i don't know how one could ever recover from such a thing. grow up?

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killface_fml 0

FHL for having such a touchy, humorless girlfriend who needs go to the interwebs for sympathy for something this lame.

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Occam 0

Or like Max Scherzer. :D *prays that someone gets the reference*

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turtlellama 0

#8: No, the one about a stranger telling the OP's best friend that she was robbed of first place in a beauty pageant and that the stranger hated the first place winner, when the OP was the winner, was. XDD

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effliffe 0

that's more of a misunderstanding than an FMK

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

That'd be really cool to have two different colored eyes. But it's not like he meant, "Like a dog" as an insult. He may have, but to me it sounds like he was just using dogs as an example. This isn't really an FML. It's more like a, "I'm just putting this on here to see what it gets for comments." Yeah. ._.

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ladedum 0

#4: do you really go grammar checking on fml?

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vers_fml 0

Or david bowie. seriously, dogs are cute. This is less an FML than a "I don't get when my boyfriend makes good jokes." yeah #12 this is definitely an FHL

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