Woozy

By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
I agree, your life sucks 202 702
You deserved it 52 078

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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blacklite69 0

LOL zOMG how did you not taste it?!! That would have SUCKED. fyl.

Don't you know your roommate by now? HAHAHAHAHA!

suaveneanderthal 0

#204 you're an idiot. i don't care what kind of weed you buy NEVER EVER pay 200-300 dollars for 10-15 grams of green. Shit i don't care if its white widow you're getting ripped off unless you live out in the country and have one connect per county. Even if thats the case thats a shitty price. Besides you dont put headdies in special brownies you put some mids in at $2-3 bucks a gram and smoke a blunt of headdies while them bitches cook. And if cooked properly a non stoner would not notice a taste difference.

#253...i dunno. i had some northern lights from vancouver once that ran $250 for 14grams (1/2 oz) and it was money well spent. but ya your supposed to use mids, which should never cost more than $120/oz. and to everyone who thinks you'd be able to taste it: ur ideas are teh suxors. unless you know the subtle difference between thc laden oil/butter, u aint gonna taste SHITTTTTTAKE

Ha ha! Awesome OP. Yes hash brownies can taste a bit different to normal brownies, but it depends on how much hash was in it and some people might not pick up on the taste. And oh hell yes one brownie can make you this ****** and more. My friend once made a small chocolate cake with some hash. I tried 1 small piece, didn't feel the affects for an hour so decided to go have another small piece. But while I was cutting the piece I was picking at the crumbs so had a good 2 and a half slices (probably about the same amount as 1 good brownie). About half an hour later I was ******. Another hour after that I couldn't talk let alone speak. I ended up passing out shortly after that. When I woke up about 8 hours later I was still ******! I then had to make my way home to my sisters house, walk in, mumble something about going to bed and passed out for another 12 hours. Oh and it could just be that these room mates are in fact friends. If you are then taking some of their food out of the fridge is no biggie. Generally if your room mate doesn't want you to eat something of theirs then they will straight out tell you. Perhaps the OP's room mate left that slice there as a laugh knowing that they would at some point eat it and be ****** out of their brains. Anyone ever think about that?

suck shit for taking food that you knew belonged to someone else. hope you didnt get the job lol

imbtrtenu 8

That's why you don't eat your roommate's food, jerk.