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By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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aggieskate900 0

that's f*********cking hilarious. and to #226, not harsh luck, HASH luck! hahahha. Sorry. Bad joke. this is a great FML, though. Thanks for being a sport and sharing.

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aggieskate900 0

P.S. I'm going to laugh so hard when you actually get the job.

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KafkaDreams 0

MAGIC BROWNIESS HAHAA!

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ertw 0

#7 it totally depends on how much you put in there. if the budder is strong enough it can seriously mess you up. or maybe the OP is a n00b

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tmforeignguy 0

Everyone who states "YDI for taking food from your roommate" is ******* retarded. Honest mistake. Did you have a nice trip? #232 maybe a combination of the two

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imbtrtenu 8

Do people actually read through ALL of the comments?

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makebelieve_fml 0

#215: bahah, worddd. 208 has been commenting this post furiously - there are like, 5 comments by him in this post.

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somedude2900 0

thts ****** hillarious

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