Woozy

By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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Nevelii 0

Now that's funny! Sucks for you though. :p

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soozin 0

#4, the OP clearly stated that his nerves was ruining his appetite and maybe they share the food in the fridge, despite who the food belongs to

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weeeezy 0

hahahahahah i hope you get the job though! lol

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cd5love96 0

Next time eat out. Sucks. Hope you got the job though.

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beyotch 0

Hahah oh my gosh, that's awful. Did they suspect anything?

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Go_Home 0

That's hilarious! I could just imagine how dope you would've looked haha!

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NothingToGein 0

#7 and #14, you guys don't know anything. one brownie is plenty to get you stoned, because when you bake the weed it puts the THC level at about 75-80% potency. in comparison, when you smoke weed, you get between 8 and 22% THC strength. and you can't really taste the difference. and dude, I would just say, from now on, ask your roommate what's real and what's a spacecake. harsh luck, man. this is my favorite FML ever, by the way. keep on keepin' on.

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NothingToGein 0

Oh, and 208 is completely right, all you idiots who think you need more than one brownie, eat shit. or better yet, eat a special brownie and then see how you feel. stoned much? probably. 209, you know nothing. it doesn't taste different whatsoever. it's like replacing the wheat flour with tapioca flour, but not even that noticable, since that's like the main ingredient. you wouldn't taste the difference unless you were looking for it. i mean, how many times do people get food poisoning or something? something's obviously wrong with the food, but do they taste the difference? no. so don't call him stupid or anything if you've ever A) gotten food poisoning, B) eaten something that you had mistaken for something else or C) eaten prettymuch anything at all without knowing the ingredient content. which means shut the hell up, because I guarentee nobody finds out what's in EVERYTHING they eat.

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