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By zep - 07/06/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I was hard at work cleaning up from a party I had while my parents were out for the night. Not a bottle of beer or a red cup was left for them to find. However, my parents did find two of my friends in their bedroom, still passed out and naked from beer and sex last night. FML

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By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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You deserved it 3 262

Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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You deserved it 8 945

By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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Caught in 4K

By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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You deserved it 127 826

Self report

By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

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You deserved it 64 024

funsize003 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:14

how could you possibly have missed that little fact haha? didn't you check the rooms? this is hilarious though.

jj732 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:15

hahaha why wouldn't you check every room you dumbass.

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guitar43 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:38

hahaha, classy friends you got there. good for you for cleaning up. and to all saying YDI, please punch yourselves in the face, not everyones an angel.

famesetmatch1234 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:31

what does YDI mean??

rhyspiecesno8 18

Friday 24 June 2016 15:04

You deserved it. I don't understand why people are disliking your comment

Jaywin 3

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:39

Clean more thoroughly next time although I must admit I wouldn't expect my friends to go into my parent's bedroom.

MrRandomness 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:47

LOL, this FML has a Supermassive Plot Hole

notapplicable123 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:48

You deserved that! Don't you have keys to lock bedrooms from the outside? It woulda been smart to do that.

fmlAllStar7274 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:50

LOL- I can just imagine myself being one of your friends....

crzymonkeyxo 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:58

Haha YDI for not checking the bed room...and for throwing a party while they were out... you ALWAYS have a party at a friends house, or someone you don't like. That way you don't have to worry bout anything and you still get the party!

palmtrees 1

Sunday 7 June 2009 17:01

#11 just because "not everyone's an angel" doesn't mean they don't deserve the logical consequences of their actions...

iced773 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 17:12

You DO realize that if someone had gotten hurt from drinking too much your parents could get sued, right? YDI, asshole.

whobutme23 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 17:13

Lol, wow.

chea_chea 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 17:15

That would be pretty tough to miss. I hope you told them you were just having them over as a couple friends and went into your parents' bedroom after you went to sleep? They might have been mad you had people over in the first place but after all the cleaning you might as well cover up the fact you had a party?