School and Kids: Wrong end of the stick

Wrong end of the stick

By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By Kidsthesedays - 09/11/2015 19:33 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something", I asked? I was not expecting the answer "A period mural". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2019 02:00

Today, a senior girl in my college-level biology course asked our professor what periods are like when you’re pregnant. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 14/11/2018 13:30

Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML

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By Bebefer - 15/03/2012 07:49 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By HelenErutherford - 09/07/2018 01:30

Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML

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Observational comedy

By Anonymous - 17/09/2020 22:59

Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML

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By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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jingojango 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 12:15

lol dang...can't wait till the call comes from the angry parent asking why her son told her she was on her period after getting scolded....

fmyoptimism 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 12:14

hahaha. oh awkward..

Comments

foryoublue94 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 13:22

dont let him tell his mom you said that

babbling27 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 14:06

YDI for even thinking a kindergartener would ask that unless you said "oh I think I'm starting my period" out loud

biwinning88 1

Thursday 14 April 2011 15:05

that's what I was thinking how the shit could she possibly think to herself yeah telling this little BOY about my period sounds the a great think to do. the kid is 5 and why on earth would she even share with her class she thought she got it?! what an f-ing idiot, she could get in so much trouble for that.

pxs 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 14:08

#11: Either that, or you're really awful at both sarcasm and comedy, because at least 3 people have read you wrongly.

Beccabee 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 14:14

haha well at least u told him the kid friendly version with less gore and violence

stewie1744 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 7:07

true

maxson_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 14:15

#8 and #14 ftw

haboo 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 14:17

hmm, why is it that i didn't get this FML? anyone cares to explain =

McCannCanTriple 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 14:23

#ll... It is called masturbation. It is also hard to catch sarcasm on the internet. Try like... adding a face at the end. That helps. :P

stewie1744 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 7:09

dumbass, some ppl are good enough to get other ppl to **** em. were not all a bunch of ******* that can't get laid. take me for example, the pic is my girl, I'm hittin that. I don't need to jerk off

go_rangers 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 14:28

No way this one is true.

newguy_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 14:29

"Im being a dick an mocking the person." "I'm being a dick too by lashing out at person above me" "Encouraged by dick above, I too shall gang up on first person. Here's some feminist garbage. Being a confident dick, I will now correct his grammar. It should be "I'M being a dick, not "Im"" "Im defending myself: Im horny and want on but periods are gross." "First dick: you suck for comedy"

seline_racey 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 7:43

It's not feminism. It's people defending theirselves from a selfish dick. And I will correct your comment because I can and you sound like an uneducated prick that nobody understands. You better watch it, though, because a woman won't mind punching you in the face, especially when she's on her period. So **** you.