You're not my real mom

By violatedbuttcrack - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
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camsterjoe 12

Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)

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blossomwillow 4

How the hell could some One deserve this

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Medd_fml 13

You'll find yourself asking that about a lot of FML's.

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perdix 29

#56, a Grand Slam is 4 RBI's, . . ., and a breakfast at Denny's, although with all this talk of fingering butt cracks, I doubt people have much appetite right now.

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MzZombicidal 36

Fifth base? There aren't even FIVE bases. At least know the basics!

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Raum 19

What the hell is wrong with that woman? That's a major FYL, OP. I know some people hate being touched in general, but there? Ugh, talk about violation of personal space.

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MrSarcasmic 10

she's probably a mom

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Protagonist_ 9

Oh wow, this should be a thing! Think of how easily this would put the wannabe gangsters of the world in their place... You have done a great thing for science and the world OP, be proud.

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Zebediabolical 39

I know the basics. I'm pretty sure it's meant to imply that anal sex is as rare and elusive as a fifth base in baseball. Just like the idiom 'queer as a three dollar bill' which refers to something that doesn't exist. Other than joke bills at least.

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icepick23 12

Hey, speak for yourself...

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perdix 29

#76, that's a relief! I thought you were revealing that Canadian understanding of baseball that might explain the Toronto Blue Jays. I was at a Florida Panthers hockey game and the guy next to me started in on his commentary, ". . . they played well in the last quarter . . ." and that's when I tuned out.

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