You're not my real mom

By violatedbuttcrack - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
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camsterjoe 12

Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Boundaries. Some people need to learn what they are.

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eMurpH 9

Maybe she was a booty warrior back in the day. Force of habit. "I likes ya and I wants ya."

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DDCA 24

#46: Never heard of two in the pink and one in the stink? Different strokes for different folks.

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DDCA 24

#48: I think that's a grand slam with an RBI.

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Jemm_fml 29

The saddest part of all of this is that you got more action than half the OP's on this site. F all of your lives, poor sobs.

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Medd_fml 13

Maybe your tag was never really out.... Maybe you just have a really attractive butt....

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nishantvas 13

well atleast it wasn't a man.. that's bad even if you're a man or women...

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AGB10 19

So she felt a strangers butt crack in order for public good. More like FYL for having to be the one stand behind you..and YDI on you ;)

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skyeyez9 24

My first guesses: the person was being a troll. Or has OCD and undies showing drive him/her batty unless he/she fixes it.

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