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By violatedbuttcrack - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML

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You deserved it 5 481

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By Ella - 21/01/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 443

You deserved it 5 133

By Emmy - 02/10/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 382

You deserved it 3 366

Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 059

You deserved it 2 516

By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 692

You deserved it 7 816

By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 791

You deserved it 32 836

Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 702

You deserved it 150

By grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 066

You deserved it 1 282

By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 364

You deserved it 11 015

By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 359

You deserved it 1 180

By Anonymous - 26/01/2015 23:24 - Sweden - Huddinge

Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 962

You deserved it 3 144

camsterjoe 12

Thursday 16 May 2013 16:31

Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.

Dracoboxer357 35

Thursday 16 May 2013 16:32

Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)

Comments

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 16 May 2013 16:43

She's hot for your spot.

mangoboy1 19

Thursday 16 May 2013 16:45

Sexual harassment charges?

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Thursday 16 May 2013 16:52

You have to be kidding.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 16 May 2013 17:15

I don't think you know what sexual harassment is.

MzZombicidal 36

Thursday 16 May 2013 20:05

Those words you're using, I don't think they mean what you think they mean.

perdix 29

Thursday 16 May 2013 16:48

Different strokes for different folks.

olpally 32

Thursday 16 May 2013 16:50

Haha. That's creepy as ****! Weirdness level::: 1,000,000.

HortonThelephant 15

Thursday 16 May 2013 16:53

I think you meant: Heightened expeditiously :)

HortonThelephant 15

Thursday 16 May 2013 16:54

Did you also get a Grab Down Under?

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 16 May 2013 16:55

Sounds like you had a cracking good time.

slmchicd12 23

Thursday 16 May 2013 16:55

I'll bet she has kids and just tucked it out of reflex. She was just trying to be helpful.

perdix 29

Thursday 16 May 2013 19:48

#27, I'm a dad and a pretty "hands-y" guy, but I've never developed a reflex sticking my finger in a child's butt crack. I'm not sure that excuse is going to fly.