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You're not my real mom

By violatedbuttcrack - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 680
You deserved it 5 481

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.

Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)

Comments

Oh man! Hahahaha! I can sympathize with that lady, though. I mean, I'd never do something like that on purpose, but sometimes I can absentmindedly "fix" things without entirely realizing what I'm doing until after the fact! Once, I "fixed" the scarf of a girl besides me on the bus, because it was hanging a bit too close to the ground for my liking. Needless to say, I creeped the poor girl out! D:

She could have least bought you a drink first.

somebody77722 3

So your pants were so low they barely covered the top of your butt crack. Ehh I'll vote neutral

Well that's awkward...if anyone tucks a tag away without a word it is a bit odd...

TwinkleToes7 15

That's something I would do, it's less embarrassing then telling you and having you be embarrassed.