Kids: You tried

You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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By notacreep - 16/05/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

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Stranger danger

By soul0eater - 12/03/2011 07:18 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML

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Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

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By notateen - 13/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

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By DatAss - 15/01/2016 10:56

Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2013 00:39 - Italy - Milan

Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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mbusey 20

Monday 10 September 2012 12:03

Well, you tried.

iHeartRKO 5

Monday 10 September 2012 12:07

I would've then asked the mom if she was a wicked witch, because she was being a bitch.

Comments

missalice0306 19

Friday 14 September 2012 3:26

With a mother like that, I don't blame the little girl

yenidewi 11

Saturday 15 September 2012 1:17

hahhahahahaha ...

SpaceCadet87 0

Sunday 16 September 2012 5:37

Wow, that mom sounds like a bitch. At least you were being nice and friendly, op.

EvilDave 13

Wednesday 19 September 2012 4:20

So, OP, how did you like getting treated like a man in this day and age?

maybso 0

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:28

her mom probably was never a princess in her moms eyes an she was just a dungon maid

kittenzZz 4

Friday 12 October 2012 3:40

Why would you randomly say are you a princess.. Don't talk to strangers obviously

doglover100 28

Sunday 18 November 2012 4:00

That was rude.

Bored_In_the_WA 2

Tuesday 19 March 2013 17:50

OP just cuz you are a 17 year old girl doesnt mean that you can't be a pedo. Go look on the sex offender registry and you will find plenty of women on there, not just guys. That being said, you obviously did nothing wrong. That mom is either way to over-protective or is just a plain ol' bitch.